When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
(Source: jdgx)
100 Completely Accurate World Accents
I CAnt BREATHE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH YMG D ODIAGHSDF HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
IS HE OK ??? OMGSHFDS THE FRANCE OINCEE
i’m crying
HEY ESE I BROKE INTO YOUR CAR LMFAO
I’M YOUNG, BLACK, RICH AND FAMOUS. I GOT 10 DOLLARS HANGIN’ FROM MY ANUS. LOOOOOL
My life is honestly great right now
Getting in shape, grades are back up, great friends, quality music
And summer’s around the corner (:
No longer depressed about stupid shit
And feeling happy as fuck
Stop lying, Tom~ You’re not sorry!
OH, TOM. YOU LITTLE SCAMP.
i fucking hate this cast
